Hello to you all.
I am Jade if any of you would like to now and I have recently finished a bachelor of communication. I should have passed this. I await the news in fear.
I should a Journo degree but I failed Shorthand so am sadly without. I may be able to do it next year.
Oh and I am 21. It seems kinda old, its a scary age really. Am I an adult now? If so ew!
I am currently looking for a job but accept rejection letters. At least they took the time to send them haha.
Anywho enough blathering on. Ooh blathering is a nice word, *blather, blather, blather.*
Sorry my old intro was way shorter than this so I shall conclude.
As the title says I have no clue what this blog is actually about. It has no direction. It ranges from dark morbid pretty things to cute things. There is also a lot of sexy men on these pages.
Hope you enjoy
Books -mostly horror
Music -mostly rock,metal,indie alternative,not a fan of pop and rnb .Fav artists are Marilyn Manson ,Tool,david bowie,alice cooper,tool,a perfect circle,she wants revenge..I listen to a lot of stuff just can't think of the artists right now
Writing -particularly poetry
Watching movies -anything horror or with johnny depp.Love the movies Labyrinth,rocky horror 10 things I hate about you,repo the genetic opera,charlie and the chocolate factory,The Room,Tommy Wiseau is my husband and yes I do no he is an alien but I don't care.He is the best worst actor ever.
Willem Dafoe is also incredibly sexy. I don't think many people think that but I do. I guess he's just got that creepy but lovely vibe that I like. Who knows.
Acting like a insane person =D
Fav Tv shows
Big Bang theory
The IT Crowd
The Mighty Boosh
Not that many shows really ,tv is getting pretty dire
so on the bus this morning
we stop at a red light and this lady gets off
she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus
SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS
I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby
this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was a koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials
when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO
I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN
I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE
if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me